Saturday, May 21, 2011

Emperius Rapturius

Mumsy,
It seems millennia since I’ve written, but I’ve just been handed the greatest news. I am the new Head Chef at the Empire Flight Grill! That’s right; all the tuition and late nights at Sentient Services is finally paying off. Your daughter is on her way.

Head Chef is a Level 62 position in the fleet, which as you know means full tenure… FULL pension! Paulos is a little jealous he wasn’t chosen first, but he is happy for me (happy for us!), gosh, gosh, gosh, I love him.  The news couldn’t have come at a better time, with the baby on its way and all.  J

Oh, and can you believe the DS is finally working? It took them long enough. They tested it on some planet… Almaden, or Alderaan, maybe? I can’t remember… non-believers, anyway. The test put the lights out for almost five multi-counts, I nearly missed who got voted off Empire Idol and was beginning to think Paulos and I had chosen the wrong space station. But the schools here in The Sixteenth Suburb of Contentment remain at the top of the galaxy rankings. I just knew things would work out. They say we’re headed toward the Yavin system; I know I should have paid more attention in astography, but I can’t remember, is that anywhere near you? If so, maybe you could visit!

Love, Karaso XXOOXX

“The force doth twist on solar winds and bestows upon you freedom”- Lucos Plezant, Sith Lord Scholar. (Don’t you just LOVE this quote!)

6104 Starfox Way #3435
SoC 16  
The Death Star

Munk' opening line...
Truth is most often forged by the percentage of people who believe it so. 
Munk's "Opening Line" is yours to keep, use it. Munk

Today's Music... Meco--Star Wars Theme/Cantina Band (get-the-funk-out-of-here)

9 comments:

L.G.Smith said...

Galactic funk? Well, it was the seventies.

BTW, are they doing The Bump on the cover of that album?

Dawnelle said...

LOVE, love the opening line!

Libby said...

Definitely very funny.

Michael Offutt said...

You sir, are a funny man.

Lydia K said...

Boy did you nail the voice in this. Bravo! That was fun!

D. U. Okonkwo said...

LOL! Great stuff!

Munk said...

Thanks all... and yes LG, Galactic Funk, a long lost art rarely practiced. I am keeping the flame burning.

Jayne said...

Haha--she is just too perky for The Death Star (love that). The Sixteenth Suburb of Contentment? I knew I had settled in the wrong place. ;)

L.G.Smith said...

Hey Munk, I gave you an award on my blog today. :)